i bet hatties url is pretentious. ;)
so whats wrong with things that are pretentious, it isn’t like the world revolves around you, i get to make the rules
Hetalia Reactions To “First Break-up”
Italy:
Japan:
Germany:
America:
England:
France:
China:
Russia:
Prussia:
Spain:
Romano:
the dude for america is hot
Mako: Why didn't they just keep you at the compound?
Korra: They wanted me to get socialized
Bolin: Oh, you'll get socialized, all right. A little slice like you
Korra: What are you talking about?
Mako: You're a regulation hottie
Korra: What?
Bolin: Own it
Bolin: In the name of all that is holy, will you look at Shaozu's outfit?
Mako: Of course all the Wolfbats are celebrating at Narook's
Korra: Who are the Wolfbats?
Bolin: They're pro-bending royalty. If Republic City was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover
Mako: That one there, that's Ming. He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Bolin ran into him in the locker room once
Bolin: He asked me how to spell "butt sex"
Mako: And that little one? That's Shaozu
Bolin: He's totally rich because his dad invented Cinnabons
Mako: Shaozu knows the baking business. He knows every recipe for every pastry
Bolin: That's why his hair is so swirly. It's full of cinnamon
Mako: And evil takes a human form in Tahno. Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing, slut-faced, hoebag. But in reality, he is so much more than that
Bolin: He's the Sex Falcon
the fucking tinychat kicked me out and ive been trying to get back in for like 10 minutes now but cant
and im about to cry
dude im so sorry omg
dont cry
well find a way
try switching browsers maybe?
when i am bored
WHEN BORED:
1. listen to adele
which will cause you to:
a. eat cake
and or
b. bitch slap random ananomate objects
and probably motivate you to:
c. play around with black eye liner look morose
than lead into
d. putting on a slutty outfit and listening to “circus” by brittany spears
AKA PRETENDING TO HAVE SUFFERED A BREAKUP AND WRITING ‘MOTIVATIONAL’ AND SARCASTIC BUT HONEST POSTS ON EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITE
